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Name: Albert

Meaning: Boys name a-lbe-rt pronounced AL-bert of Germanic origin meaning “noble, bright and famous.’ The name is often reduced to Bert or Bertie. Alberts tend to have large balding foreheads, a massive ‘shock’ of hair and potter about at their allotment where they come up with revolutionary concepts about time, space and burned cookies. A famous Albert once wrote, “Relative to the observer, both space and time are altered near the speed of light, distances appear to stretch and clocks tick more slowly.” A famous Albert on the other hand stated, “Which explains why I burned the Cookies!”

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